- Finding a cupcake in Manhattan.
- Vacationing with a vomiting toddler.
- Discovering 1/2 hour before you were to leave for a wedding that your husband did not pack the dress you intended to wear (even though you specifically asked him to pack it and only one other item).
- Discovering that the Express around the corner from your hotel does not sell dresses because, well, PANDA.
- Flying from New York City to Denver with a vomiting toddler.
- Flying from New York City to Denver with a vomiting toddler and a vomiting preschooler.
- Flying from New York City to Denver with a vomiting toddler and a vomiting preschooler, while vomiting yourself.
- Auditioning for Listen to Your Mother via FaceTime because your husband is out of town and everyone is still sick.
- Learning that you did not get into Listen to Your Mother.
- Dealing with your preschooler’s 1 millionth tantrum.
- Dealing with your preschooler’s 1 millionth tantrum alone because your husband is still out of town.
- Realizing that the stomach bug didn’t actually go away. It was just silently lurking for a few days, waiting for an opportune time to initiate your next spontaneous cleanse.
- Watching 4 kids aged 5 and under for 9 hours.
- Watching 4 kids aged 5 and under for 9 hours DURING THE CLEANSE.
- Not running at all because your body just can’t handle it.
This is real life friends. It’s harder than a marathon. Shit happens. In my case quite literally, as it turns out.
Laura Waldrop 
WHY ALL THE VOMITING?! I would literally refuse to get on a plane if my child was vomiting. My anxiety would be so through the roof I would have to curl up in a ball and rock back and forth for a few hours. You are a WAY better mom than me. I’m giving you a serious high five!
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Oh the flight attendants sort of tried to kick us off the plane. We considered delaying the flight, but Jason had to fly out of Denver the next day and I had my LYTM audition so we would’ve had to wake up super early to fly out the next morning. It would’ve been a ton of extra expense for no guarantee that anyone would be better.
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You are a serious rockstar!
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You are too my friend!
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